Volume 4
HAPPY MASTERS WEEK
Made it through hump day. Productivity is cancelled.
Masters Thursday should be a national holiday.
Cancel meetings.
Shut down Slack.
Out-of-office replies.
Everyone gets paid.
Half the country already has Augusta on one screen and fake productivity on the other.
Coffee in the morning. Cocktails before noon.
Featured groups all day. Live betting by lunch.
Leaderboard watching until dark.
MARCH MADNESS RECAP
Brackets destroyed. Chaos delivered.
We have a Golden Camel champion.
Bob from Akron.
To be fair… Bob was one of many holding Michigan. Not exactly a heroic dart. Turns out you don’t necessarily need cojones to pick winners. Sometimes you just need to be standing in a large crowd holding the same ticket.
Still… a win is a win. Bob gets the bragging rights.
WELCOME TO AUGUSTA
Four days of pressure.
Bad bounces.
Overthinking.
Sunday meltdowns.
Things we love:
• First round leader chaos
• Thursday overreaction live betting
• Veteran grinders hanging around
• Back nine Sunday carnage
• Random contender nobody saw coming
INTRODUCING: GOLDEN EDGE
We built an AI predictor to find betting edges across golf, basketball, baseball and more.
Not a lock machine.
An edge finder.
Launching soon:
• Daily — $2.99
• Weekly — $7.99
• Monthly — $14.99
• Annual — $99.99
More signal. Less noise.
CAMEL OF THE WEEK — COMPLIMENTS OF GOLDEN EDGE
The crew is letting loose on these bad boys.
Best Bet
DeChambeau to Win +1050
Value Play
Rahm Top 5 +176
Safe Play
Fleetwood Top 10 +166
FINAL THOUGHT
Cocktails.
Fake productivity.
Overreact Thursday.
Sweat Sunday.
Let’s go find a green jacket.
— The Golden Camel
